Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is shared by everyone,
But the MOBILE, only you.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
Last but not the least ..MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
